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So I have had a shitty assed week! The insurance company gave Me a Toyota Yaris as a rental. No features. No cruise control. Yuck. A new neighbor moved in across from Me and the couple are assholes. I almost got hit on Main Street in Julian by someone who was not watching when they were turning off a side street. And finally, I found out that My boss wants Me to relocate to help start up a new building in another state. Oh. Joy.
If I don’t take the job then there is a chance I will be laid off with the majority of the other employees because they are planning on moving the majority of operations to this new state to save money, and if you know anything about the economy here in California right now, you know that getting another comparable job will not necessarily be an easy task.
Thankfully though I should have My car back by this Friday (yay!) so that will go a long way to making Me feel better. If I do accept the work transfer, then I get away from My new crappy neighbors and leave them to terrorize the other tenants. Eh! I will have to think long and hard about the transfer. I love My ocean view and parties at beach houses of friends. I love My friends and would hate to not have them so close.
Right now, I need to think!
Your Mistress Jade
I am not going to sugar coat this. I am PISSED!!! The day after Thanksgiving I go to My friends house to chill and My car is parked right outside her house, under a street light. What happens? Some fucked up shit for brains retard fucking hit it!!!!! Yes!! Hit My parked car! Oh My God! What was his reason? He said he was driving real slow and watching through a window while some couple was getting it on with their blinds open. Whatever! All I know is that My first reaction was to hit the bastard, but I restrained Myself. Barely. How dumb do you have to be to hit a parked car? Tomorrow I have to call to find a place to fix it, paid for by his insurance of course. So I will be without My car for a week I imagine, and stuck with some piece of shit rental. Oh well, his insurance will pay for it.
So now I need you to call and try to calm Me down and help Me release My anger. Have you got what it takes?
Talk to you soon!
Your Mistress Jade
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I did a session with a sissy last night and I had to talk his dumb ass all the way through even getting in his car and driving to the local street where the whores work. Once there he did ok, got in some guys car and sucked him off for $10. Not great money, but trust Me, that is all this sissy whore is worth. After he got the money and was out of the car he sounded high, just kept saying over and over how much he loved being bent over the johns lap, hands firm on the back of his head, while the guy used his face to fuck that cherry flavored condom covered cock! Ahhh! Another sissy whore being pimped out to make Me money.
The more of you I pimp out, the more money in My collection plate!
Who is next to be pimped out by Me?
Your Mistress Jade
I always love being Me, and sometimes it is even better than ever! Like when one of you losers begs before Me that you want to be forced to be My cocksucking bitch boi. And you don’t just beg for it, you tell Me exactly how badly you NEED it, not just want it. Beg Me the right way and I will always deliver your humiliation and degradation!
I have a new little slut, nick, who has the potential to be a hardcore money making cocksucker. I watched him on cam as he took a 9″ dildo all the way down his throat, no gagging or choking, then he fucked his mouth with it. I sent him to an adult store that has glory holes in the back booths the other night and he finished the night making $175. Not bad considering that he was only charging $10 - $15 for each blow job. So after he sent Me the money he called and told Me how much he loved it, and all about how he thought one guy was going to blow out the tip of the condom. The fucking cum slut asked for the condom from the guy, tied it off, then put it in his freezer as a momento LOL! Like I said, he is a total cum slut!
Why do I tell you about slut nick? So you losers out there who just sit back and fuck your fist while reading will realize that while reading and fantasizing can be good, getting your own instructions from Me will always be better!
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Your Mistress Jade
So I have been gone for a while helping someone I know move from one state to another. It was boring, but the things we do for friends! On My drive back though, I had a hella lot of fun! I stopped at a truck stop in Arizona and at first I was annoyed as hell. This trucker sat right near Me when I went to the restaurant to get something to eat and relax while drinking some coffee (needed that!) and it really bugged the crap out of Me. He was staring, with this stupid little smile on his face. Finally I just told him he had three choices: move, leave, or go fuck his truck. Dumb fucks eyes and smile got even bigger and he said ‘I knew you were Miss Jade!’.
Apparently, it is a small world out there and all My little followers out there are still trailing along behind Me waiting for My next instructions! Usually when people out of the blue recognize Me I am annoyed. I do not want to deal with your shit when I am living My life. The purpose you have is to amuse Me when I want it, not when you do. But this time I made an exception. I told him flat out that since he knows who I am, and thus knows HOW I am, then fork over $400 cash for the rest of My gas, coffee, and a recognitions tax. Prick brain trucker just reached in his wallet and handed it over. I ignored him for the rest of the meal, then when the waitress stopped by to hand Me my check I told her to give it to that guy, he said he was paying. She took it to him, and I got up and left, that truckers money in My wallet where it belonged.
So keep up the good work all you shitstain losers out there, keeping Me in the lifestyle that I enjoy and deserve! That is all you were put on this earth for anyway!
Your Mistress Jade
Yes, I read your comments james.
Sep 23, 4:29 AM —
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Want Me to force you to get shit faced drunk or high? Call Me. Want Me to force you to wear your wife’s panties? Call Me. Want Me to do both? Call Me. Want Me to force you to take pictures of it and send them to Me? Call Me. Want to get on your webcam so I can watch as you get drunk and stupid? Call Me. Want Me to blackmail you with those pics and video? Call Me. Want Me to ass fuck you with My strap on while you are on your hands and knees with your stupid pig face over a bowl filled with liquor and I keep forcing your head down so you have to lap it up like the drunk pig fuck you are? CALL ME!
Want to do it on your own then offer to send a pic but only if I do something for you? Go jump off a high dive into an empty pool and put yourself out of everyone else’s misery.
I am very annoyed now. I need to go shopping but I am stuck in some small podunk town in fucking Mississippi and there is NO MALL TO SHOP AT!!!!! So someone go buy Me an Amazon gift card so I can at least shop online. I need it, and it is your job to meet My needs!
Grrrr!
Your Mistress Jade
Well I have been on a fucking plane all day today. Delays. Security checks. Layovers. It fucking sucks! Anyway. I am out of state right now helping a friend take care of a family matter, so that means I may not be able to log in as much as I want to and you need Me to, but you will survive! Buy My pictures and think of Me. Remember how I own you and pay a tribute to Me. I Deserve it for putting up with the bullshit I am dealing with right now, in addition to your whiny emails. So shut up and pay up.
If I am not available, listen to My recorded listing of Extreme Humiliation fuckwad!
Besides, I need to get back the damn plane ticket which wasn’t cheap when just walking up to the counter at the San Diego Airport.
Your Mistress Jade
I know that you need to be put in your place, and I know where your place is. Laying there with My ass and pussy covering your face while I make you breath in the air I allow you to have. I want you to feel My nylons scraping against your cheeks while I slowly grind against you, while I watch your cock get nice and hard and I know you are begging Me with every small move you make to push down even harder against you.
Yeah, you love that shit, don’t you!! Dream of it. Or better yet, call Me and get a taste of it!
Your Mistress Jade
