Princess Mia’s Place

June 24, 2007

The High Cost of Child Care

I had so much fun today. I’m home from school and baby-sat for a kid I used to watch in high-school. She’s getting so big.. And so is her father.

I know ole Daddy-dear had the hots for me since the day I started watching his daughter, but I was too young to play with at the time. It didn’t stop me from tormenting him. I would come over in the skimpiest clothes. His wife is kind of the neighborhood slut, so she didn’t seem to notice I was dressed to get her husband’s attention. It’s the way she dresses all the time.

No surprise, they’re divorced now.

For old time’s sake, I went over there with my bikini under my clothes so I could sit in baby-girl’s kiddie pool with her. When her daddy got home, I thought his eyes would bulge out of his head. I was wearing a little strip of material small enough to show off my full Brazilian Bikini wax.

It was funny to watch him stammer as he came up with an excuse to keep me there. He said he was beat and asked if I could stay a while longer so he could relax with a beer. I smiled and told him it would cost him extra, and the game was on.

He came out to the porch with a bottle in hand and watched me and his girl splash each other in the pool. At one point, I was on my hands and knees in front of him and looked over my shoulder to catch him staring at my ass.

I told him it’s always more expensive to get a seat with a good view and said he could add fifty dollars to my pay if he wanted to keep enjoying the visual perks of having me for a babysitter. He blushed, but he agreed.

I put his daughter down for a nap, and told him it was time for me to leave. He asked me to stay until in case the girl woke up. I lied and said I had a pedicure, but if he would give me a pedicure and pay me an extra $100, I’d stay.

Next thing you know, he was on his knees, licking my feet clean so he could polish them.

I have an appointment to babysit again next weekend. I told him I want to take his daughter for a pony ride this time. Wait til he finds out who my mount is going to be.

June 19, 2007

This Little Piggy Went To The Poorhouse

Most pf my little subbie slaves are able to buy my attention for only $2.50 or $2.99 per minute with a ten minute minimum.  A few hard working pets who have proven their devotion have been accepted into my silver or gold rings.  These privileged pets are able to receive perks such as access to special sales or package rates.

 Then, there are the annoying bitches.  The ones I’ll only speak with if they pay me extra just to heard them breathe.  For these cognitive Lilliputians, I have to make extra before I will even allow them to schedule an appointment.  During our calls and after, they are under strict orders and any breech of my rules results in a steep fine.  Fines are usually tailored to the individual, but a few of the basics are found below.

 If you’re a little loser who will only annoy me with his breathing, I suggest you look it over carefully.  You may not be able to afford my attention.  Of course, you could always sell your home and live at a shelter.  I’m sure it would be worth it.

Cost For Services:

There will be a fee of 1$  per stroke for authorized masturbation.

There will be a $20 fee for authorized orgasm.

There will be a a $5 fee for looking at me with permission.

Penalty fees:

  There will be a $5 penalty for whining about anything.

  There will be a $10 fee for looking at me without permission

 There will be a $5 penalty fee for each unauthorized stroke of the cock

 There will be a $50 penalty fee for orgasming without permission.

  There will be a $25 dollar penalty fee for making disgusting sounds as you orgasm.

  There will be a $10 penalty for appointments canceled with more than 24 hours notice.

  There will be a $20 penalty for appointments canceled with more than 2 hours notice, but less than 24.

  There will be a $50 penalty for appointments canceled with less than 2 hours notice.

  There will be a $100 penalty for appointments missed without having been canceled.

  There will be a $10 rescheduling fee to change an appointment from on time to another on the original date of the appointment. Appointments will not be rescheduled to another date, if another date is required, the original appointment will be considered canceled.

  There will be a $10 penalty if I have to warn a piggy of impending or borderline disrespect. 

  There will be a $100 penalty fee for disrespect.  Stupidity will not be an excuse.  I am the sole determiner of what is disrespectful.

  There will be a $50 penalty fee for being stupid. I am the sole determiner of what is stupid.

June 10, 2007

Bondage Shopping

bondage freak I top brought me the greatest ropes in burgandy, black, silver, and hunter green. 

He knows I’ve been practicing my Shibari technique and these colored ropes were a lovely inspiration.  I felt like a kid with a new box of crayons, I wanted to decorate everything.  Well, everyone, anyway.  The rope is soft, thick, and shiny.  It looked great wrapped around his body in alternating blocks of color.  What pretty new patterns I was able to create.

He brought me twenty yards of each, leaving plenty of bondage to go around.  So.. Who’s next?

June 4, 2007

The Reason My Teddy Sleeps With Me and You Don’t

Humiliation Bear

June 2, 2007

Shopping With Sugar Daddy Bill

Sugar Daddy Bill and I have gone shopping three times this week, hitting countless stores and looking at literally hundreds of shoes.  We finally settled on some of the cutest bras, panties, and blouses from Victoria’s Secret and Shoes from Manolo Blahnik. 

He bought everything I suggested, like a good boy, keeping the shopping trip going until I nearly dropped from exhaustion. 

I adore Sugar Daddy Bill.  Financial Domination is a beautiful thing.