Greetings to all my new pets and readers.  There are so many of you now, I’m expecting fan sites to pop up any day now.

Ok, first things first.. welcome to the new season, anyone caught wearing socks with sandals will be severely flogged.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted.  It took me some recovering after my month long birthday bash.  I have many visitors and some dear pets stay with me and a kinky time was had by all.

Lady Katarina and her sissy puppy were in attendance for a party with my oldest and queerest.  Many gifts were recieved, though no one’s quite made it as good as last year’s car was from M… even M himself is having trouble following that one.  Here’s a thought .. maybe the same again.. next year’s model?

Most gifts have been recognized properly by now, but I must send my love to the lass who brought me a new bull whip.  It’s a severe thing with a good crack to it.  It’s been a while since I’ve used one and I’ve had fun practicing with it  these past few weeks.  Now… who’s going to step forward to let me use them as target practice?

I’m sorry to say my favorite sissy has been dragged out of the closet and has been left naked and blinking in the harsh, unappealing light.  My darling pet has promised his girlfriend he will try to be a man.. so now when I fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, I’ll be sure to call him a faggot instead of a sissy.  Maybe I’ll even take him to a glory-hole spot and let him pound a few asses in his own right.  With me there right behind him, guiding his hips, spanking his ass, and yelling “ride-em butch boy!”

Yes, that’s what I’ll do.  He is no longer Sissy.. he is now He-man Fag-fucker!

Oh who knows.. maybe I’ll change my mind and just kick him in the balls a few times to let him show me what a man he is.. how well he can take it.  We’ll see what kind of mood I’m in at the time.

The Cult of Shayna is expanding rapidly.. we now have a new parish in Cedar Rapids.  Welcome brethren, don’t forget to fill the collection plate before you leave.

Be well all.  Be sure to eat properly, exercise, and take care of yourselves.. after all.. those bodies are mine to destroy.. not yours.

Some of you special pets have remembered my birthday is coming up on Sunday and have begun sending in your gifts and well wishes.  So far, Paul is leading the pack in the suck-up division.  Now who will know me well enough to impress me with my favorite gift?

You until the end of the week to try.

Love that title, love the film, love that I do, in fact, receive a price above rubies from my fin-dom piggies.

 And most of all, I love a quote from the movie. 

 ”Piety is the standard by which we are judged, but it is the quality of our sins which sets us apart.”

What is the quality of your sins, hmmm?

It’s been lovely to see how many of my pets have already made the migration to the NiteFlirt platform.  I’m getting to play with new slaves while hearing all the old familiar voices.

For those of you making the move with me, make sure you make it known who you are.  While most all my pets are repeat callers and have been with me for some time, I’m hearing so many new voices, I don’t always recognize my darlings straight away. 

And don’t forget to leave me feedback after a call.  I enjoy seeing what my devoted slaves have to say about their experiences.  You’re all such  adorable suck-ups.

 Talk to you soon.

Mistress

Some of you may have noticed The Mistresses Elite have moved to a new billing system.  We will now be working through the NiteFlirt platform.  For those of you unfamiliar with the system, you will be buying time advance, as always, but you will no longer be required to buy in blocks of ten minutes each and you will pay only for the minutes you use.   Calls will be billed at $1.99 per minute.  Slightly less expensive for you, but I’ll be able to keep a larger portion of it, which warms my greedy heart.  Of course, for you money-pigs, I’ll have a $3.99 line with plenty of buttons to pay automatic tribute. 

Those of you required to pay a stupid tax before each session will still be required to do so.  If I don’t see the tribute in my records before you call, expect me to hang up in the first minute.  I do not suffer fools.. at all.

NiteFlirt is an automated system, allowing you to connect directly to your Mistress.  You will be able to see at a glance if we are logged in, on a call, or accepting appointments.  If the Mistress you wish to speak with is on a call, you can arrange to have the automated system notify you when she is again available.

For those of you on my e-mail list, you should by now have received an offer from me for five free minutes to try out the new system, and if you’re new to NiteFlirt, they will extend you an additional three minutes free for joining.  If you’re a previous caller who hasn’t yet received the offer, send me a message to Shayna@TheMistressesElite.com and I’ll get one out to you.

As always, my schedule will be Monday through Friday, 1am to 9am Eastern, taking my last call at 8:30.  Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, I’ll also be available from Noon to 3pm. Feel free to email me if you have any questions.

She’s done so well with her training it’s time to move on to to something bigger….

  If you’re a good sissy, I’ll let you go get your own graduate cock.

There, I told you to keep your panties on!

Some slaves are such pussies. Just because I put liquid heat in his Astro-glide bottle. He cried like a little boi.

For the rest of you, there will be a sale for anyone playing my fools. Tonight, from 10pm to 6am Pacific time, you’ll get five minutes free with every session.

Talk to you tonight.

Scratches and kisses to my pet German who helped me put the finishing touches on it and for the help with our Femdom Forum, coming soon.

So many dear pets to recognize for their devotion and consideration.  Old favorites return for another year of training while new whores join my stable.

The Valentine’s Day there were the usual assortment of teddy bears, chocolates, lingerie, and flowers, but the absolute best gift came from M in the form of an antique telephone table and chair.  It’s lovely dear.  Remind me to with you with the thorny end of John’s roses as a special treat during out next session.